What is car show bingo?

[Spring Kim]

So, we were at a car show recently, noticing the people strolling around and an idea was born. Wouldn't it be fun to come up with car show bingo? Each square is something you see at almost every show you go to.

We'll start you off with some ideas and you can create your own card. And we want you to post your observations, too. If we get enough good ideas, maybe we will post some pre-made cards on the forum.

Some simple rules for posting "squares": keep it clean and don't pick on people who can't help themselves. Warning: If you had the chance to look in the mirror before you left the house and you still choose to go out, YOU ARE FAIR GAME.


Let the games begin

shirtless man who shouldn't be
beer drinking before 10 am
strollers that look like cars

[Spring Guru]

Kids walking while the dog is in the stroller.

[Gator Jimbo]

After many years of car shows (I think amusement parks and airports should fall into this game as well)...I've observed the following:

The person with a $50k car but missing half of his teeth....
People that wear their club jacket when it's 100 degrees outside...
People that wear spandex or bikini tops...and you know they shouldn't.

[68Firebird]

-Human Pack Animals (A man carrying only a beer, accompanied by a woman/child(ren) overloaded with his bags)

-A car show T-Shirt at least 10 years old

-Wearing a home-made sign advertising the parts they are looking for

-A 1980's era NEON T-Shirt

-$1.98 flip flops repaired with duct tape

-High Heels

-Stuff Takers: The person who walks up and down every side of every aisle, grabbing one of every pen, sticker and piece of literature from every booth, never stopping to speak, look away from their feet, make eye contact or even have any idea what they're picking up.

[xtremediver]

Women carrying the bag full of literature that the man picks up from the booths.

[Kellie]

Top Muffin Top. Not the usual "muffin top" seen over pants, but the same type of thing occurring over the top of a strapless dress/tube top.

[Spring Kim]

someone carrying a large car part
bucket hat full of car pins
men with bling
couple with matching shirts
wallet on a chain

[Larry Bieghler]

Just registered.

Howdy all! Here is one that will be easy to spot at a car show.

100 + degrees and a poor dog walking on blacktop

Larry